Danielle Does Not Like Labels

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Chaunce Hayden/Steppin' Out

by Marc Malkin

Holy lasagna!

Danielle Staub is on a tear. In the latest round of the ongoing Real Housewives of New Jersey catfight, the self-proclaimed practitioner of love and light rips her former costars enemies a new cannoli.

But before we get to that, Staub reveals that self-proclaimed Lesbian Superstar Lori Michaels isn't her first girl-on-girl romance...

"I've had six relationships with women and I will tell you women kiss better than men," Staub says in the new issue of Steppin' Out magazine. "That's very, very true. I remember each and every one of them."

Still, she won't call herself bisexual. "I don't really like labels," Staub said. "I'm trying to keep that part of my life as private as possible. Let's just say I'm interested in sexuality."

Photo: Chaunce Hayden/Steppin' Out

As for Teresa Giudice & Co., Staub offers up some real doozies. "She needs a hairline revision," Staub says of Giudice's looks. "Planet of the Apes has nothing on her! She reminds me of Cornelius from Planet of the Apes. Could you imagine if her face is that hairy what her body hair must be like?"

Staub also claims to have heard rumors that Teresa's husband, Joe, has a fondness for strippers and his DUI arrest was way more serious than what he and the famiglia claim.

Staub takes jabs at Caroline's rumored connection to the mob and accuses Dina Manzo of forging her husband's signature on release forms to allow their daughter to be on the show.

And get this—Staub says she was the one who introduced supposed new castmember Melissa Gorga to Housewives producers. The two women apparently bonded over their dislike of Teresa, who happens to be Gorga's estranged sister-in-law. "The reason Melissa initially contacted me was to tell me she felt so horrible watching somebody else be treated as badly as she was treated by Teresa for over a decade," Staub said. "She said that when Teresa is jealous and threatened by another woman that's how she behaves."

Guess that hug-it-out moment during the reunion show on Monday really was, as Caroline so poetically called it, "The biggest crock of s--t I've ever seen in my life."

Article from Radar Online.

Danielle Staub has officially left the Real Housewives of New Jersey, but she is still in fighting mode about her former cast mates.

RadarOnline.com has exclusive excerpts from her first post-show interview, with Steppin' Out Magazine, including why she thinks Teresa looks like a character from Planet of the Apes!

"She needs a hairline revision," Staub told editor Chaunce Hayden. "Planet of the Apes has nothing on her!"

Staub added, "She reminds me of Cornelius from Planet of the Apes. Could you imagine if her face is that hairy what her body hair must be like? It's got to be out of control."

Here's a taste of Staub's comments.

On Teresa's Husband Joe Having An Affair

"I would not doubt that for a second. I hear that all the time. I was hearing those rumors before we even taped the show. Joe loves his strippers. Maybe that's another reason Teresa hates me. She forgets I used to be a stripper. I'm not a stripper anymore. Don't hate us all.

"If she was making Joe happy maybe he wouldn't have to go some place else. I don't know what goes on in their bedroom, but from what I've seen, Teresa is not exactly a turn on. Her forehead is disturbing. But it's not even about her looks.

"Her personality and lack of compassion is what makes her ugly. It's the way she speaks to her husband and overindulges her children is what makes her ugly. She's teaching her children to be just like she is. Look at her kids. They're gorgeous little girls, but their attitudes only show disrespect. I don't care of that. I feel bad for them. They're learning what they live.

"The mother is teaching them they are too good for everything except being treated like princesses. But it's not reality. Teresa, you're 11 million dollars in debt. How much of a princess can your kids be? Make them work. Give them structure. Her children want to be told what's wrong and what's right. They need boundaries and structure. That's what I do for my kids. I give them structure and boundaries."

On Teresa's Husband Being Drunk and a Liar

"I said this from the beginning: In time everyone will be exposed. I don't have to say anything. They're exposing themselves. Dina is a liar. She lies and all the others swear to it. It's almost as believable as Teresa's husband Joe getting drunk after he had his car accident because he needed to calm his nerves. I'm very passionate about not letting him get away with that. I don't think drunk driving is anything to be made light of. Bravo glorified it and that makes me sick.

"When Andy Cohn brought that up at the reunion and after Teresa told that crazy story he said, "Oh I can believe that." Um... really? He smashed his car and Teresa claims ten of them shared just one bottle of wine. Meanwhile have you ever seen them without a glass of wine in their hands? But this one time they split one bottle of wine and Joe got drunk after he smashed into a telephone pole. Really?

"I'm not allowing Joe to get away with it. My daughter is getting her drivers license and I'm not going to let people like Bravo, Joe, and Teresa get her killed because they think it's funny to drive drunk. That's not going to happen. Joe is a liar and shame on Bravo for supporting him. Joe was drunk when he hit that telephone pole... Every single scene those women are in they're drinking alcohol. Do you see me drinking? No. Because I have to drive. And I have a much better time when I'm sober."

RadarOnline.com will have more of Staub's shocking and revealing interview in which she also slams the Manzo sisters and dishes the dirt on the celebrities that she's hooked up with!