Take a real look at Kelly

Here is a blog post from Absurb to Sublime about Kelly.

by: Courtney R.
Kelly Bensimon had a very clear message that she kept repeating during the housewives reunion show. She kept asking everyone to celebrate who she is. But I have come to the conclusion that there is nothing worth celebrating and that Kelly is just a pretty face.

How you may ask have I come to this epiphany? Well it's really pretty simple - Kelly hasn't accomplished anything worth celebrating, but she looks good while she tries. Allow me give some examples.

Crazy Kelly Life Mottos:

I dont believe in the abuse of animals, but I love and wear fur.

I dont' drink, but I love beer and Pitron.

I refuse to eat processed food, but jellybeans and candy rock my world.

I'm not a ho-bag like Bethenny, but I posed nude for Playboy.

I pretend to be a photographer, but my ex was the real talent.

I turn people off when I feel like it and stop listening.

All of these statements would be fine if she didn't directly contradict herself. If she wants to wear fur, eat candy, drink, be naked, and take pictures go right ahead. But when you say all these things are wrong, that's where I lose you Kelly. And that's when you piss everyone off (myself included).

So in conclusion, Kelly is pretty, but also pretty lame. Granted she has a killer bod and hair (that she's obsessed with touching), but how far does that ever get anyone? I suppose it gets you on a reality TV show.