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Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Tweet Maxine hated by all

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Real Housewives of DC

Article from Roll Call about the RHODC.


By Emily Heil and Elizabeth Brotherton
We still don’t know for sure whether White House party crashers Tareq and Michaele Salahi will actually appear on the Bravo reality show “Real Housewives of DC,” but one area resident also rumored to be a participant is ready for her close-up.

Catherine Ommanney, a British-born interior designer who’s married to photographer Charles Ommanney, is profiled in a three-page press release to reporters on Monday by spokeswoman Erika Paola Gutierrez. Ommanney is a “soon to be reality TV star on a widely popular reality series,” Gutierrez writes, hinting that the 38-year-old — who made headlines in the United Kingdom for claiming to have kissed Prince Harry in a bar in 2006 — will star on the show.

According to her bio, Ommanney is a mother of two daughters who is “well known for her no nonsense attitude (a big part of why she bumps heads with DC’s nationally recognized controversial couple) and the ability to make a statement.”

Hmmm. ... Could she mean the Salahis?

And even before the premiere of the show that Ommanney may or may not appear on, she is plugging a book, “Inbox Full,” which details a four-year period in her love life through diary entries and text messages.

There’s no word on when the “Real Housewives” cast will be revealed; a Bravo spokeswoman was mum about an official release date Monday, although she did shoot down rumors that it would be announced today.

QUOTES FROM KELLY

Below are quotes from Kelly, talking about her behavior on the last episode of  RYONY:

"MY CAST MATES ARE JEALOUS HATERS."
Are you talking about Jill?

"THEY'RE NOT HAPPY I'M ON THE SHOW."
True.

"THEY DON'T LIKE ME."
Sonia maybe kinda likes you in a pity kind of way.

"I'M VERY SENSITIVE, AND IF SOMEONE SAYS SOMETHING VERY RUDE TO ME OVER AND OVER AGAIN, I AM HUMAN AND WILL REACT."
Kelly, sensitive is soooo 1979.

"CONSTANTLY JABBING AT HER ON AND OFF CAMERA."
Was Bethenny jabbing you with her tongue of knifes?

"I MAKE FOR AWESOME TV."
Maybe in Europe.

"ANYTHING THEY CAN DO TO GET ME NOT IN THE SCENE OR OFF THE SHOW, THEY ARE REALLY GOING AFTER ME."
Thank You Ladies, keep it up.

" IT WAS FOUR PEOPLE AGAINST ONE."
Add all your personalities and it was an even match.

" THE MINUTE I GOT ON THE TRIP THEY WENT AFTER ME, IT WAS CONSTANT."
I doubt it.

" YOU HAVE TO POLICE THEM, OTHERWISE THEN YOU ARE NOT A PART OF WHAT IS GOING ON, AND THEN THEY GO OFF AND GOSSIP ABOUT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK."
Like Jill and Luann talk about you and yourself about Bethenny, Jill, Ramona and Alex?

I could write more but I can't.

Just in case you missed it.......Countess Luann de Lesseps sings her new song Chic, Cest la

Bethenny post baby body

Click HERE to see some photos of how GREAT Bethenny looks since she had Bryn.

TAMRA'S SON ARRESTED

Ryan son of Tamra Barney has been arrested because of an outstanding warrant. According to police Ryan missed a recent court appearance in connection with a prior traffic violation and a warrant was issued for his arrest. Tamra is pissed and done with bailing Ryan out. Ryan is being held with a $15,000.00 bail price tag.

The Dish: RHONJ

Babies, Bubbles and Bubbies

This season  of the NJ housewives has sucked so far. Theresa is always talking about her and JUICY JOE having sex. Dina with her cats and crystals, I miss seeing Lexi. Caroline and her nonstop talk about Danielle. Jacqueline is just blah.  And there is Danielle who is crazy, scary and funny. On this episode of the realbitchyhousewives, Theresa had a baby girl and immediately put those ugly flowered bows and hats on her. Jacqueline bitched at Ashley about needing a life coach. Ashley declined her offer telling mom she has a plan.  Jacqueline's husband opened his gun safe and had some pretty serious firepower.  Jacqueline seemed surprised but got in the spirit and put on a bandoleer loaded with bullets. Chris is quiet and unassuming, but after seeing those guns I would guess there is wild man. Dina approached Jacqueline and Caroline about talking to Danielle to clear the air. Jacqueline said nothing, Caroline said it was a waste of time, and Dina should do want she wants not ZEN JEN.

Danielle was asked by a friend to be involved in a fundraiser for a baby with cancer at the BROWNSTONE of course. Danielle does not want drama but will go anyway, nobody calls her GARBAGE. Danielle is so looking for a fight, so she meets up with some wiseguys(Danny and his friend).  Danny is going to protect her at this cancer event. Caroline gets pissed that Danielle is involved in the event and vents to her hubby. Caroline and her hubby have a great relationship and nice kids. I just wish she would let go of the Danielle crap, Danielle eats it up. Dina is the godmother of Theresa's girl. Chris took over a car wash for the day and strippers waved cars in. He increased revenue, but not real sure if the owner liked it. Danielle talked about Christina's modeling career again. Not much more I want to say about this episode, will be blogging the Real Housewives of NY Thurs. night, my FAVORITE housewives.

Babies, Bubbles & Boobies (Wooden Spoon)

Danielle is driving me nuts (now I know how Caroline feels). If I hear one more time from her lips, "my very good friends"; I'm going to puke!!! It's already been discovered last episode her "very good friends; aka: people she found in the grocery aisle" came to her "brag party" for her daughter's front page cover. Give me a break. There is not ONE thing interesting about this woman. I would rather watch Teresa's husband Joe load garbage. On a side note I think Danielle's daughter Christine should find a real agent and steer clear of her mom. I smell Lindsey Lohan all over this one! 


Jacqueline discovered her husband Chris has a safe FULL of guns. She made a comment "I'm weirded out by guns." but then proceeded to pick it up stating "I feel so sexy." Uhhh what?? They are for sure the 2010 Bonnie and Clyde. Jacqueline is probably one of those people that if you get on her bad side it's awl ova :)


Dina had the best one line when she said, "Evah been hit wit a wooden spoon? Doesn't tickle."Hopefully Dina won't use the wooden spoon on her new GOD daughter Audriana (Teresa's newest addition). Out of all the housewives Dina is my favorite. I love her whole "Zen Jen" relationship. I think it's great she seeks advice. I don't know why Caroline gets upset by this. I'm sure she gets advice from her lawyers, accountants,etc. Caroline is a great sister but she needs to respect Dina's decisions or for that matter Dina's whole decision process "Zen Jen" and all.


Caroline's son Christopher is wacky to say the least. Caroline said she never heard any guys say a stripper/car wash was a bad idea but honestly there are 1/2 hour shows on  SPIKE showing guys doing stupid things and getting hurt doing things they thought at the time were great idea's. Their men Caroline.....in case anyone didn't tell you they don't think with the head on their shoulder. Of course they think a stripper car wash is a stellar idea!!!!


Teresa....Teresa...Teresa....I love ya girl. I'm thinking Joe is going to want another baby. You know a little Joe! I've got to hand it to you. I would of flown off the handle if my husband grabbed a cup of coffee when I said it's time for the baby. Now you on the other hand; making french toast and checking email. Please take care of yourself and take time out for you. You can definitely tell you are a loving mother and wife but you are going to be wishing you took a breather for you.


Now all of you girls should take a vacation together......maybe one of you can renew your vows and have a little bachelorette getaway and then......oops sorry; been there; done that; RHONY beat you to the punch....on the upside look how great it turned out.....oops sorry again.....that stunt is failing miserably for all. I know you girls can have a Soprano episode. I'm sure there is no lack of idea's there. I'm excited to see next week's episode with Dumb, dumb and dumber. Should be a good one!