Babies, Bubbles and Bubbies

This season  of the NJ housewives has sucked so far. Theresa is always talking about her and JUICY JOE having sex. Dina with her cats and crystals, I miss seeing Lexi. Caroline and her nonstop talk about Danielle. Jacqueline is just blah.  And there is Danielle who is crazy, scary and funny. On this episode of the realbitchyhousewives, Theresa had a baby girl and immediately put those ugly flowered bows and hats on her. Jacqueline bitched at Ashley about needing a life coach. Ashley declined her offer telling mom she has a plan.  Jacqueline's husband opened his gun safe and had some pretty serious firepower.  Jacqueline seemed surprised but got in the spirit and put on a bandoleer loaded with bullets. Chris is quiet and unassuming, but after seeing those guns I would guess there is wild man. Dina approached Jacqueline and Caroline about talking to Danielle to clear the air. Jacqueline said nothing, Caroline said it was a waste of time, and Dina should do want she wants not ZEN JEN.

Danielle was asked by a friend to be involved in a fundraiser for a baby with cancer at the BROWNSTONE of course. Danielle does not want drama but will go anyway, nobody calls her GARBAGE. Danielle is so looking for a fight, so she meets up with some wiseguys(Danny and his friend).  Danny is going to protect her at this cancer event. Caroline gets pissed that Danielle is involved in the event and vents to her hubby. Caroline and her hubby have a great relationship and nice kids. I just wish she would let go of the Danielle crap, Danielle eats it up. Dina is the godmother of Theresa's girl. Chris took over a car wash for the day and strippers waved cars in. He increased revenue, but not real sure if the owner liked it. Danielle talked about Christina's modeling career again. Not much more I want to say about this episode, will be blogging the Real Housewives of NY Thurs. night, my FAVORITE housewives.