By: Lulu and Moxleys Mom I don’t know about you, but if my family was in the midst of an embarrassing bankruptcy scandal due to fiscal irresponsible and pure greed, I wouldn’t point fingers at what constitutes good mothering. But, hey, I’m not Teresa Giudice and a star of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, capiche? Giudice has some harsh words via her Bravo blog for nemesis Danielle Staub: “The rest of us are having parties, taking our kids to classes, cooking them dinner, picking pumpkins … all you ever see her doing is worrying about us. Please, move on! Get a life! Pay some attention to your gorgeous daughters!”
Giudice also calls Staub “a big liar” and lists the reasons why Jacqueline Laurita, the mother of attack dog and hair extension-pulling Ashley Holmes, is superior to Staub in the parenting department:
“Danielle had so much to say about how Jacqueline is raising Ashley. Look at yourself Danielle! Jacqueline constantly tells Ashley how behave, how to rise above, what’s right and wrong. You don’t see Jacqueline practicing punching things and saying it’s Danielle in front of her kids. None of us do that. To quote Danielle: ‘How horrible for those kids!’ A year ago, they were playing with mine and Jacqueline’s kids. They spent the weekend with us at our beach house. And now they have to watch their mom all paranoid and crazy practicing attacking people they were friends with?”
Sigh. Yes, Jacqueline has raised quite a gem.
And Giudice wants to — again — set the record straight about her foreclosure situation or lack thereof: “my house still isn’t and never has been under foreclosure, thank you, thank you very much.” No, Teresa, THANK YOU very much for being a drain on the good tax payers of New Jersey and bill-paying citizens everywhere!
As for what Teresa thinks of Kim G.: “I do wish Kim G. wasn’t grabbing me so I didn’t have to push her off because I really do respect the elderly…She’s extremely two-faced, and so desperate to be on TV. She and her ‘busted up Sex and the Cityfriends at Danielle’s court date said it all. I would call them the Golden Girls, but I don’t want to ‘name call’ and that’s an insult to the Golden Girls. I love Betty White. Kim G., not so much.”
I, for one, am happy to see Teresa is above name-calling. Make it stop! Please, Andy Cohen, make it stop! Read Teresa’s entire blog entry here. Or go light yourself on fire — it might be more pleasant.
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Teresa is a taker. She is dumb, dumb, dumb! Those poor kids! She and her husband: Dumb and Dumber. And Jackie, honey, it's too late to try to parent Ashley - she is also a taker and aspires to be like Teresa - aren't you proud!
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